Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Breaking News

September, 6, 2005, Fairfax, VA, 10:12 a.m.---Reports that Claudia Rich made it safely off the bus and into Room 105 have been confirmed. A unnamed source close to the Rich camp has said that she "looked lovely." Paparazzi were also on hand so photos of the breaking news will be posted as they become available. Additional sources report that first-grade teacher Mrs. Monas began class promptly at 8:20 despite the hoard of onlookers. "She didn't give us a shove, but we got the message," said one bystander and the group began to disperse.

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